You saved your life. I was just here to let you know you could do it.
Jared Padalecki (via withoutaplease)
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Baby Marshmallow!!!
Blueberries are just blue balls
Dumbledore: I gave Harry to the Dursleys to protect him
Professor McGonagall: You fucked up a perfectly good kid is what you did. look at him. He has anxiety.
So earlier today I was crossing the street, when some douchebag started honking at me when he was trying to make a left. It was out of nowhere and I had the right of way. I was walking at a brisk pace since I was running a bit late to an interview across said street.
I would have been out of his way in 2 seconds but he decides to honk at me multiple times. I do not know this person, and he stared at me with a straight face the whole time. I had 15 seconds left on the light so I proceeded to fix my tie, check my phone, and shine my shoe while the guy kept laying on the horn. Light turns yellow, and without looking at him, I literally skip to the street (I am a fat guy so it was hilarious).
I enter the building straight ahead, and get in the elevator. A man and his group asks if I can hold the elevator, so I did. When he gets in he tells me “don’t worry, we won’t honk at you.” We talk about what just happened and how the guy was totally red. We were all laughing. I tell him how I was running late, but that it was totally worth it.
We get out of the elevator on the same floor. As I said goodbye, I approached the receptionist to ask where the interview was taking place. She asks the person behind me, who was the man in the elevator. Turns out he was the one hiring for the office position. He on the spot tells me “you’re hired.”
I start tomorrow.
anybody here looking forward to going grocery shopping once they are financially independent
call out post to Nasa
why arent u exploring the ocean its literally right underneath us ?? u can send a robot a million miles into space looking for aliens but not into the giant void that takes up the majority of the earth we live on?? please i am scared
NASA knows. NASA has seen the dark beneath. NASA’s urgency to leave the planet grows ever stronger
I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world
me too!
when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
THAT’S CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR YOU IGNORANT SLUT
every so often I sometimes get a mug of milk, add a splash of vanilla extract, a spoonful of sugar, and a sprinkle of cinnamon and heat it in the microwave and have it with Ritz Crackers and pretend it’s Creme A La Creme A La Edgar and it’s seriously just the best.
I JUST MADE THAT MYSELF AND AM CURRENTLY HAVING RITZ CRACKERS WITH IT AND LEMME TELL YOU THIS SHIT IS DELICIOUS
SOMEONE FOUND THE RECIPE TO CREME A LA CREME A LA EDGAR
- Why cant kangaroos be purple?
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